I Took My Bra Off During Quarantine & I’m Never Putting It Back On

Rest in peace to my underwire bra scars. Cuz Victoria’s Secret is never gonna see my ass again.

I like most bra-wearing people of our society went without the chest triangles of suffocation during quarantine. One of the many joys of Zoom and online chats was the ability to position the camera to only see me from the neck up. And who was I trying to impress? I’m single and most places where one would need a bra like church or a professional setting were closed. No tight corsets or Spanx are needed for the club. For the…